A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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omg i just said that as the song was fading out and then it shuffled to when she loved me from toy story 2 what did i do to deserve that

i’m pretty sure africa by toto is my favorite song of all time

or at least the one that makes me happiest

do not listen to the cha cha slide at 3:40 in the morning because you will forget where you are and clap your hands and scare your roommate awake

our generation is gonna be 70 years old and still dancing to the cha cha slide at nursing home parties

listening to the uncensored versions of songs that you’ve listened to the radio edits of since middle school is so difficult

whenever i’m sad i daydream about meeting whedon at a signing and snatching my poster away before he can touch it and leaning in real close and whispering cordelia chase before walking away in heels with the partition bassline playing in the distance

my grandpa likes to record things on vhs that he thinks we might like, like one time when fall out boy were on the tonight show or something and he recorded the performance so i could watch it like months later at christmas. it’s cute as hell.