okay imma go to bed and by go to bed i mean i’m gonna lie here in my sun-bright room and listen to this fucking bird chirp out my window for 50 years

people have called me pretentious for spelling it ‘theatre’ but like

i was taught in my drama class that it was a movie ‘theater’ and a stage ‘theatre’

like that’s how i was taught it’s not a pretentious thing like that’s the difference between the two words ‘theatre’ is the old, traditional, greek-ish way of spelling it and the new, modern, moving picture cinema is ‘theater’ because they are so similar but not quite the same and there needs to be a distinction between this old form and the new that exist simultaneously. it’d be one thing if cinemas replaced theatres, but they haven’t so we need two ways of spelling it because god english is hard enough already why add another stupid thing to it a simple two-letter-switch makes things so easy

but idk that’s just what i was taught, man.

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in case you needed a reminder that humans are incredible and terrifying

I was only a minute and a half into this video before the urge to reblog completely won over.

wait how is he doing that thing that he’s doing? what is this

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- WHAT WHATT

HOLY FUC—NG SHI-

What. In. The. World.

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MY ROOMMATE JUST YELLED OUT ‘BOWSER’ IN HER SLEEP IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

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I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

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oh

there is no stone cold/the rock fic on ao3

i mean what’s the point of anything then

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Party Up (Up in Here) | DMX

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What’s mama doin

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